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Santa Singh at KBC :
Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan



ON Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Azaruddin ...

Very funny.

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting Rs.50. When the Postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the head of the Finance, Govt. of India

The Head was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a Rs.20. The Head Finance thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the Rs.20, and decided to write a "Thank you" note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Ministry of Finance, Parliament House, and those idiots deducted Rs. 30/- in taxes.

LMAO

I didnt know sardarjis were so funny.

One day Santa Singh climbed up a building, which had 200 floors.

One of Santa's friend called him- Banta your son is dead.

When he heard this he came down. But when he came down on the 100th storey then he remembered- aree I have no son, and when he came on 50th storey he remembered- aree I'm not married.

And when he came down on the last storey, then he remembered his name is Santa and not Banta.

Dalle Wrote:One day Santa Singh climbed up a building, which had 200 floors.

One of Santa's friend called him- Banta your son is dead.

When he heard this he came down. But when he came down on the 100th storey then he remembered- aree I have no son, and when he came on 50th storey he remembered- aree I'm not married.

And when he came down on the last storey, then he remembered his name is Santa and not Banta.

hahaha i like this.