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Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
Gajab Gajab ko sardarji ko joke haru rahicha yeha ta.Abitoff
Sardarji Tussi Great Ho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Srdr I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd why?
Srdr Got upper berth.
Frnd Why didn't you exchange seats?
Srdr oye, there was nobody to exchange with in
the lower berth..
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. Blowhair
Pet nai futni garera hasaye.
LOL give me some more folks hahahhaaaaaa.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!":genie:
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".undefined


Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.

Wife asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.undefined
:claps:hahahaaaaa
RoflRofl
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