08-21-2006, 07:03 AM
I got following as email sent to me by a friend. I laughed after each sentence. This is really crazy. Hope you will enjoy.
Hi firends,
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a Nepali candidate at the Lok Seva
Exam (government employment exam).
The candidate has written an essay on the Nepali cow:
Nepali Cow:
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.
And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is
got child]. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk.
Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have
any such attachment What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd,
why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is
of lazy species. Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to
trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand,
and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,
specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head
whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the
earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got
tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It
has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten
away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit
with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses
head is not crushed. At night time he poses by looking down on the
ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.
This is the cow…..
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now a govt.
officer, is Kathmandu in somewhere…sorry… somewhere in Kathmandu.
Hi firends,
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a Nepali candidate at the Lok Seva
Exam (government employment exam).
The candidate has written an essay on the Nepali cow:
Nepali Cow:
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.
And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is
got child]. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk.
Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have
any such attachment What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd,
why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is
of lazy species. Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to
trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand,
and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,
specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head
whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the
earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got
tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It
has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten
away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit
with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses
head is not crushed. At night time he poses by looking down on the
ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.
This is the cow…..
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now a govt.
officer, is Kathmandu in somewhere…sorry… somewhere in Kathmandu.
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